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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kennythetrampvamp
pleaseaskbeforepetting

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

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this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

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what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

hostilepopcorn

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

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you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

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also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

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and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

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wodneswynn

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

gallusrostromegalus
katy-l-wood

Doing research today, particularly focusing on old Colorado legends, and I found a story about a woman nicknamed Rattlesnake Kate. Apparently she killed 140 rattlers in a day, a good portion using a metal “No Hunting” sign when she ran out of bullets. She then proceeded to skin them and turn them into a dress. Later she opened a snake farm.

Given that I found this story in one of those questionably researched, self-published books you find in roadside gift shops, I figured it had to be a little oversold, right? So off to the internet I went and. Nope. Not oversold. There’s pictures. The dress is now in a museum.

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floopthecooper

damn, girl made a necklace to go with it, she knows how to accessorize

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mischif
ickaimp

Saw this post a while back and realised, wait. I’m in Colorado. And today I had the time to drive up to Greeley to see it.

Not only did she make the dress, but she also made a headband with 37 rattles on it, and covered the shoes with snakeskin and rattles, so it all matches.

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The museum also has the gun she used, although not the “No Hunting” sign.

She’s buried in nearby Platteville, under the name “Rattlesnake Kate”, by her request.

In Jan 2022, the Denver Center for Performing Arts premiered a musical about Rattlesnake Kate composed by Neyla Pakarek, who used to sing in the Illumineers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7aTiy0d_WA

anxiously-scared
neurotypical-karen

The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read

triplestaff

Terry imma need examples

neurotypical-karen

Foraging guide entry on native plants: Make sure you only take a small amount from a well-established patch. Leave some for the wildlife, and yourself next year! Please get involved in land restoration programs to protect this plant for the future :)

Foraging guide entry for Japanese Knotweed: RIP RIP TEAR KILL REND DESTROY EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT  E V I S C E R A T E EAT EAT EAT EAT

the-awkward-turt

It’s similar for wildlife.

Brochure about native fish: Remember to only fish for approved species at the appropriate time of year and only with a license and correct fishing gear. These rules exist to make sure we don’t damage local fish populations and these amazing animals can be around for future generations!

Brochure about invasive lionfish: You can kill them with a SPEAR, you can kill them with a HOOK, you can kill them with your BARE HANDS (but watch out for the spines)…did we mention the flesh of this spicy devil fish is DELICIOUS?? Do your part for the environment and CONSUME THE PROBLEMSRIC LION OF THE SEA.

sillywyrm
evergreen-femme

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evergreen-femme

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i don't care about the comfort of people who don't care about my comfort

kdinjenzen

As a professional intersex trans woman voice over artist let me tell you one thing:

Don't let anyone EVER tell you that you need to change your voice for their comfort, EVER.

What is DEEP, or MANLY, or FEMININE, or ANDROGYNOUS, or HIGH PITCH, or HUSKY, or SOFT, or WHATEVER is very dependent on one person's perspective.

I know cis men with way higher voices than me, I know cis women with way deeper voices than me, I know shorter folks than me with husky gruff voices, I know taller folks than me with spritely soft voices.

All this "YOU GOTTA SOUND A CERTAIN WAY" shit is absolute NONSENSE.

You do what you need for you to feel comfortable, THAT'S IT! If someone pressures you to change your voice for THEIR comfort and you don't give a shit? Toss that person in the TRASH and live your life without their negativity.